Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment.
Who says that Rock Star’s are dumb? All those scientists working years on Climate Change and Global Warming and Sheryl Crow figures it out easily and whilst on tour! You see it all revolves around loo roll. If we use less, that means less carbon emission and less chance of Britain falling into the sea and us all roasting in a hideous heat wave and err…..drowning.
Andrex Puppy was bludgeoned to death
by enviro-mentalists for wasting loo paper.
Of course she could save us all by giving away her millions and living in a hut in the forest for the rest of her life, completely eradicating her over sized carbon foot print and making sure that I don’t have to worry about how many sheets, or on really bad days rolls, I use in the toilet.
There was more from the crazy woman as well:
Crow has also commented on her website about how she thinks paper napkins “represent the height of wastefulness”.
It is idiots like this that really drive me around the bend. The United States accounts for a quarter of all man made Carbon Emissions each year, which amounts to 0.12% of all (natural and man made) the carbon dioxide that gets put into the air each year. The UK just 0.01% of the annual emissions of carbon dioxide, even though we have John Prescott. Pitiful really, we need to work a lot harder to make Britain the tropical nation that it once was.
Global Warming is a load of bollocks. A great way of raising taxes and making sure that the poor don’t get above themselves and have the audacity to fly away on holiday. A great way of making people feel guilty for the tiny, tiny amount that they contribute to CO2 emissions each year even though most people probably contribute more by breathing and having a compost heap.
As mentioned in this programme about Global Warming, we have been colder in recent centuries and a lot hotter, yet it wasn’t the disaster that it is made out to be.